Hey boys check this one…
Jokes sms Hey boys check this one . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ” 1 “
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I Love Education without Examination
Funny Quotes sms Quote of the Day “I Love Education without Examination!”… Incoming search terms:exm bekr jane pr thought on hindi
View ArticleOn every tick of clock, may Allah give u
Load shedding sms . ‘ 12 ‘ . 9 . \| . 3 ‘ . 6 . ‘ On every tick of clock, may Allah give u . . . . . . . . . . . . . Electricity Aameen!!!:)
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A lady broke a signal..
Police sms A lady broke a signal.. Police man : Hey !! Stop the car.. lady! Lady : Please let me go, I am a teacher.. Police man: Hurrah, I’ve waited for this moment all my life ! Now write “I WILL...
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Don’t Drink water after Eating Fish
Doctors sms !……. WarninG ……..! Doctor Advzd plz Don’t Drink water after Eating Fish . B’coz . Fish Starts SwimminG and . Causes GudGudi in Stomach Incoming search terms:don\t drink water after eating...
View ArticleThe greatest gift u can give to someone
Funny Quotes sms Beautiful quote:- “The greatest gift u can give to someone is a GENERATOR” (Ibrahim LineMan) :-
View ArticleHow CAN u convert a university student to a wild ANimal???
Student sms How CAN u convert a university student to a wild ANimal??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drop a glass of water on his assignments, Few minutes before submission :p Funny sms
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A man dies. In sky he sees a large Wall full of Clocks.
Zardari sms A man dies. In sky he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks angel, “What r these for?” Angel answers, “These r Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! Whenever u lie on earth, clock...
View ArticleWhen u hear a msg beep
Funny sms When u hear a msg beep, U luk at ur cell Expecting a msg from some1 special to U But so sad, Its ME again..:-):-p;-0
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David and Michael were lost in the Sahara desert.
Jokes sms David and Michael were lost in the Sahara desert. They were dying of thirst when thy saw a masjid. David said: “Look, let’s pretend v r Muslims, otherwise we’ll not get any food or drink. I m...
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Difficult subject Which can’t be studied
Students sms Studying Has 2 types ;- . 1) Difficult subject Which can’t be studied. . . . 2) Easy subject that doesn’t need to be studied. . . Incoming search terms:computer subject funny poetry...
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The “A” grade students m0stly get d technical seats
Zardari sms The “A” grade students m0stly get d technical seats & bc0me d0ctors and Engineers. The “B” grade students d0 MBA and bc0me Administrat0rs & c0ntroL the “A” grade students. The “C”...
View ArticlePilot to Control Room: This is J-327,
Jokes sms Pilot to Control Room: “This is J-327, I am 50 Miles away from Pakistan, 16000 Feet above Sea Level, with No fuel!! Awaiting Instructions. Over…” . . . Control room: “Kalma parrh lay...
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Please replAce Ur t0othBrush b4 it bec0mes a Sunfl0wer
Funny Quotes sms Th0ught 0f The day.. Please replAce Ur t0othBrush b4 it bec0mes a Sunfl0wer… =D
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If hollywood movies were made in Pakistan:
Best Funny sms If hollywood movies were made in Pakistan: Jurassic Park: Dinasour da raula! Spiderman: Jaaley,gujjar de! Superman: Udd-da rajpoot! Terminator: Lohay da butt, kadd de watt! B-) Batman:...
View ArticleIf we lose our pen we can buy a new one..
Misleading sms Excelent words: If we lose our pen we can buy a new one.. But.. If we lose pen cap we can’t buy new one.. So.. . . . . . Always buy a ‘tik tik’ Wala pen..:p
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After years of research, Scientists have finally discovered few things
Best Funny sms After years of research, Scientists have finally discovered few things Q: how much sleep the average person needs? Ans: the answer is “5 more minutes” Q: What is a calorie? A: Calories...
View Article“What a Woman Wants”
Best Funny sms Word’s Thinnest Books is published. “What a Woman Wants” It has only 1 page with only 1 word…. . . . . “EVERYTHING”… See how simple women are
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One day our country will be corruption free..
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View ArticleGive Me Some Money Or I Will Vote For PPP
Jokes sms Height Of Black,Mail: A Beggar Sitting On The Road With A Board That Says, ‘Give Me Some Money Or I Will Vote For PPP..!!
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When we see that mama is busy in some work
Funny sms Awesome moment , When we see that mama is busy in some work & , There is a bottle of cold drink in fridge , We Silently go to the fridge open the bottle silently & , Suddenly a...
View ArticleVery Important Health Tips For Winter Season,
Health Tips sms Very Important Health Tips For Winter Season, Don’t Eat Moong Phali, Soup, Samosay, Dry Fruits, Oranges, Chocolate, Fish & Sandwich . . . . Without Me. Incoming search terms:tib e...
View ArticleThere are many brave people who always want to fight
Shadi sms There are many brave people who always want to fight and be Adventurous. Some choose the ARMY & retire soon Others get MARRIED & fight till Death;-) Incoming search terms:sheikh jokes...
View ArticleA Teacher Went To A Restaurant,
Funny Teachers sms Side effect of teaching! A Teacher Went To A Restaurant, He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called; He Asked Waiter, ” khany ka Syllabus Lana Zara”…… Dedicated 2...
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I am not a University topper
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View ArticleA genius husband defines her wife
Husband Wife sms A genius husband defines her wife “My wife is like terms & conditions of a website” I never understand what she says. but I always accept! :
View ArticleA Barber cut the hair of a soldier and refused to take money
Jokes sms In England… A Barber cut the hair of a soldier and refused to take money & said: You fight 4 the people , nation , I won’t take money. Next day he found some flowers & sweets outside...
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